sarc.: Bikini ready in 14 days. A Step by step guide to stepping out in style while fully proclaiming your hatred of Dubstep.
Day 1- Take all your clothes off and look at yourself in the harshest lit mirror in your entire house. If you don’t have one of these, my gym has one and I’m quite certain you have to be naked to be in the locker room anyways so don’t worry. Make sure you bend over a lot if you do use my gym….